Thought police muscle up in Britain - kokoelma brittihulluutta

[helmi]

Voi hyvää päivää ( anteeksi, myöhäisiltahan se on, eihän kukaan loukkaantunut), voiko vielä hullummaksi mennä?

Police banned from saying 'evening'

Police banned from saying 'evening'
Sunday, October 25, 2009


Police should avoid the 'evenin' all' greeting made famous by TV character Dixon of Dock Green bec­ause it is 'subjective' and could cause confusion among different cultures, it was reported today.
Warwickshire Police officers were warned words such as 'afternoon' or 'evening' might refer to different times among different nationalities.

Meanwhile, Met Police officers have been told to use the term 'gay' instead of 'homosexual' – but say 'heterosexual' instead of 'straight'.

And 'child' or 'youngster' are rep­ortedly discouraged by Essex Police and Northern Ireland Fire and Rescue Service because they could hint at 'unreliability or even dishonesty'.

They are advised to use the phrase 'young people'. The bizarre guidelines emerged today following a Freedom Of Information request.

'I have never heard of anyone being confused as to what part of the day it is,' Marie Clair of the Plain English Campaign told a newspaper.

'There comes a point when common sense must prevail.'

[Miniluv]

'There comes a point when common sense must prevail.'

Niinhän sitä voisi luulla.

[domokun]

'There comes a point when common sense must prevail.'

Niinhän sitä voisi luulla.

Tuohan on nyt sulaa hulluutta. Kansa tarvitseen enemmän byrokratiaa... ainakin jos virkamieskunnalta kysytään.

[Ernst]

Kohtahan siellä Britanniassa ei saa neekeriä sanoa...

[tarhuri]

Olipa kauheaa luettavaa näin aamupäiväksi.  Britannia taitaa olla Euroopan valtioista kaikkein sekopäisin.  Johtuneeko pitkästä perinteestä eli Kansainyhteisöstä?

[ukdoesntwork]

Näyttäisi siltä, että Britannia on jo menetetty. Eihän tuossa ole enään ajatuksena edistää tasa-arvoa, vaan keksiä koko ajan toinen toistaan hullumpia syytöksiä rasismista. Teki oikein pahaa lukea tuo teksti läpi.

Aloin miettimään, että onneksi Suomessa on tilanne vielä hyvin, eihän täällä voisi mitään noin absurdia sattua...

UKDOESNTWORK! Olen asunut siellä.

[Aym]

Minulle kerrottiin, että termi "brainstorm" ei ole asiallinen, koska se loukkaa epileptikkoja.

Nuo ASBOt eivät auta mitenkään, koska englantilaiset käyttäytyvät kuin porsaslauma joka tapauksessa (eivät tietenkään kaikki, mutta äänekäs vähemmisto)
Olemme muutaman kerran soittaneet poliisille naapureiden käsittämättomästä metelistä ja saaneet kehoituksen pitää melupäiväkirjaa.

Tällä byrokratialla en odota mitään ihmeitä maan kehityksen suhteen.

[Miniluv]

When Rupert Dickinson, the chief executive of one of Britain's biggest property firms, left his BlackBerry behind in London while on a business trip to Ireland, he simply ordered one of his staff to get on a plane and deliver the device to him.

For Dickinson's then head of sustainability, Tim Nicholson, the errand was much more than an executive indulgence: it embodied the contempt with which his boss treated his deep philosophical beliefs about climate change.

In a significant decision today , a judge found Nicholson's views on the environment were so deeply held that they were entitled to the same protection as religious convictions, and ruled that an employment tribunal should hear his claim that he was sacked because of his beliefs.

Guardian

[Juki]

When Rupert Dickinson, the chief executive of one of Britain's biggest property firms, left his BlackBerry behind in London while on a business trip to Ireland, he simply ordered one of his staff to get on a plane and deliver the device to him.

For Dickinson's then head of sustainability, Tim Nicholson, the errand was much more than an executive indulgence: it embodied the contempt with which his boss treated his deep philosophical beliefs about climate change.

In a significant decision today , a judge found Nicholson's views on the environment were so deeply held that they were entitled to the same protection as religious convictions, and ruled that an employment tribunal should hear his claim that he was sacked because of his beliefs.

Guardian

Ymmärsinkö oikein (kun tuo ruotsin osaaminen on nyt niin huonoa) , että kaverin luonnonsuojelullinen vakaumus sai saman suojan, jonka uskonnollinen vakaumuskin saisi jonkun toisen kohdalla; uskonnollisella vakaumuksella ei siis olisi enää erityisasemaa vai mitensoli?

[Miniluv]

Vuoden 2003 päätöksen mukaan on laitonta syrjiä uskonnollisen tai filosofisen vakaumuksen nojalla. Ilmastonmuutoskäsitykset luettiin nyt tuohon ryhmään.

[kohmelo]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/nov/08/sir-paul-stephenson-crime-theft
Thugs 'let off' with cautions, says police chief

New figures show that a total of 2.2 million people were cautioned between 2000 and 2008, including more than 550,000 given repeat cautions. Of those, 51,874 had been cautioned four times and 104,915 on three occasions.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2718659/Soft-justice-How-thugs-can-batter-victims-like-this-and-get-a-caution.html
Thugs can do this and get a caution

Half of all criminal cases brought to justice in England and Wales are now dealt with out of court.

Programme makers also found cases of GBH, burglary, child neglect, sexual assault and rape dealt with by cautions.

[Whatsername]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226321/PC-brigade-ban-police-saying-gang-rape-emotive.html

Scotland Yardin poliisit eivat saa enaa kayttaa termia "gang rape" (because it is too emotive). Sen sijaan kayttoon otettiin enemman poliittisesti korrekti termi "multi-perpetrator rape"

Jotkut asiaa ajavaa aktivistit olivat myos sita mielta etta "gang rape" lausahdusta kaytetaan usein rasistisesti.

[P]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226321/PC-brigade-ban-police-saying-gang-rape-emotive.html

Scotland Yardin poliisit eivat saa enaa kayttaa termia "gang rape" (because it is too emotive). Sen sijaan kayttoon otettiin enemman poliittisesti korrekti termi "multi-perpetrator rape"

Jotkut asiaa ajavaa aktivistit olivat myos sita mielta etta "gang rape" lausahdusta kaytetaan usein rasistisesti.

Muualta netistä bongattua:

"Newspeak etenee UK:ssa. Enää poliisi ei voi sanoa; "gang rape".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226321...rape-emotive.html

No kas mitenkäs se Wittgensteinin viisaus menikään? Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen. Noinhan se menee. Kun ei sanota enää sanaa joukkoraiskaus, niin eihän silloin enää olekaan joukkoraiskauksia? Se kai lie logiikka tässä?

Luovutaan oldspeakista ja siirrytään newspeakiin. Olo on kuin Winston Smithillä tätä menoa katsellessa?

Siis gang rape on "tunteellinen" - siksi niin ei saa sanoa? Ketä helvettiä tuo loukkaa? Raiskausjengiä?


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Some community activists had previously suggested the phrase 'gang rape' had racist connotations.
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[Eino P. Keravalta]

"Scotland Yardin poliisit eivat saa enaa kayttaa termia "gang rape" (because it is too emotive). Sen sijaan kayttoon otettiin enemman poliittisesti korrekti termi "multi-perpetrator rape"..

Multi-perpetrator rape? Tuohan on jäänyt puolitiehen tuo termi. Parempi olisi "multi-culture perpetrator rape", sillä joukkoraiskaukset tunnetusti ovat liki kaikki tuontitavaraa.

[control]

Multi-perpetrator rape? Tuohan on jäänyt puolitiehen tuo termi. Parempi olisi "multi-culture perpetrator rape", sillä joukkoraiskaukset tunnetusti ovat liki kaikki tuontitavaraa.

Tai edelleen jatkojalostettuna: multiple multi-cultural commendable surprise loving event

[M.E]

Multi-perpetrator rape? Tuohan on jäänyt puolitiehen tuo termi. Parempi olisi "multi-culture perpetrator rape", sillä joukkoraiskaukset tunnetusti ovat liki kaikki tuontitavaraa.

Tai edelleen jatkojalostettuna: multiple multi-cultural commendable surprise loving event

Miten olisi ISC=involuntary serial copulation?

[requiem]

Vähän tällainen kevyempi hullutus saarivaltiosta tällä kertaa. Mutta kyllä ovat taas veronmaksajien rahat hyvässä käytössä 

Britannian poliisi saa 93-sivuisen ohjekirjan pyörällä ajamiseen
Police beat off criticism about 93-page manual on how to ride a bike

[kohmelo]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6875014/Britain-like-Third-World-on-crime-says-jailed-burglary-victims-brother.html

Britain like Third World on crime, says jailed burglary victim's brother
Liberal policies have left Britain similar to a "Third World country" no longer able to provide basic protection for innocent people the brother of two businessmen jailed for attacking a burglar said.
...
Reading Crown Court was told that Munir Hussain was ambushed by Salem and two other masked men in September last year as he returned to his home in High Wycombe, Bucks, after Ramadan prayers at a mosque.

He was tied up with his wife and three children and forced to lie face-down in their lounge while their captors threatened to slit their throats.

But after his 15-year-old son managed to create a distraction, Mr Hussain broke free and chased Salem out of the house.

Joined by Tokeer Hussain, who lived nearby, he chased Salem into a neighbour's garden and attacked him. The two other intruders escaped and have never been found.
...
"Liberal policies have reached a point where Britain has become a Third World country in the sense that the civilised population is not protected," he said.

"In Third World countries, criminals get away with their crimes by slipping the authorities a brown envelope.

[Tommi Korhonen]

Vaikka olenkin sitä mieltä että omaisuutta ja henkeä pitäisi saada puolustaa, ja että kriminaalit ryhtyessään väkivaltaiseen ryöstöön luovuttavatkin osan omista oikeuksistaan pois, ja että on älytöntä että UHRIA syyllistetään.

Mutta tässä(kin tapauksessa) on kyllä vähän "vaikuttavia" asianhaaroja. Kaveri siis jahtasi ryöstäjiä kauemmaksi, veljensä kanssa, ja hakkasi krikettimailalla ryöstäjää niin että tälle tuli aivovaurio (ja oikeus katsoi että niin huonoon kuntoon ettei edes pysty itse toimimaan oikeuedssa). Eli aika raju rankaisu kyllä olikin, eikä vain satunnainen siviilipidätys tai hätävarjelutilanne. Eli kai tuo ryöstettäväkin jotain pientä näpäystä itselleen tilasi.

Hankalaa. Mutta kyllä ryöstöiltä pitäisi voida puolustautua ja henkeä ja omaisuutta suojella.

[kohmelo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1031784/Schoolboys-punished-detention-refusing-kneel-pray-Allah.html

Schoolboys punished with detention for refusing to kneel in class and pray to Allah
Two schoolboys were given detention after refusing to kneel down and 'pray to Allah' during a religious education lesson.

Parents were outraged that the two boys from year seven (11 to 12-year-olds) were punished for not wanting to take part in the practical demonstration of how Allah is worshipped.

They said forcing their children to take part in the exercise at Alsager High School, near Stoke-on-Trent - which included wearing Muslim headgear - was a breach of their human rights.

One parent, Sharon Luinen, said: "This isn't right, it's taking things too far.

"I understand that they have to learn about other religions. I can live with that but it is taking it a step too far to be punished because they wouldn't join in Muslim prayer.

"Making them pray to Allah, who isn't who they worship, is wrong and what got me is that they were told they were being disrespectful.
...

[domokun]

Family shut out of their 'dream home' by Romanian squatters who moved in over Christmas

By David Wilkes and Nick Mcdermott
Last updated at 4:07 AM on 13th January 2010

With the building works nearly over, Julian and Samantha Mosedale and their three children were looking forward to moving back into the home of their dreams.

But their hopes have turned into a nightmare because a group of Romanians occupied the property over Christmas.

To add insult to injury, police told them that they were being 'racist' for questioning the squatters' right to live in Britain on benefits.

The unwanted guests have changed the locks at the three-bedroom terrace house and moved in their own furniture.

Mr Mosedale, an illustrator, and his wife, a catalogue manager, both 45, had moved out of the house in Tottenham, North London, in July 2007 for extensive structural and renovation work.

They rented another property and regularly visited the £285,000 house to oversee progress.

But, after spending Christmas visiting relatives in Essex, they returned to the house on January 3 to find the squatters installed.

They now fear they could soon be homeless because they can only afford to foot the cost of rent and mortgage payments until March.

Mrs Mosedale, whose three sons are ten, eight, and five, said: 'We called the police as soon as we found out they were in there. An officer suggested I was racist when I asked if they were Romanians, and did they have a legal right to be in this country.

We are hard-working citizens yet get treated like criminals when our home is stolen. This whole thing is making me feel constantly sick. All we want to do is get on with our lives.

'We feel let down by the law, by government, and by the police, in fact all the authorities that one would expect to protect society.

'The house had builders in it while the renovations were being done. It was only in the last couple of months that it was left completely empty.

'Our lawyers don't know how long it will take us to get them out and the stress is really getting to the whole family.

'The kids are upset at the idea that other children are playing with their toys in the garden.

'Our son Jake is old enough to understand what is going on and he is finding it difficult to sleep.

'All the children are incredibly unsettled.'

Yesterday, the couple obtained a county court order giving the squatters 24 hours - until 2.15pm today - to leave.

But Mr Mosedale fears they will not give in easily.

He said: 'When the papers were served on them they tore them up and threw them back at the guy who'd taken them round.'

He and his wife are also worried that a drawn-out battle would exhaust their savings. They had planned to move back into the house in March.

Mrs Mosedale said: 'We were in the process of creating our dream home and it has been ruined.

'At the moment there are at least four women, four children and one man living in our home, but neighbours said they have seen many more people going in and out.

'In the meantime we face the prospect of becoming homeless ourselves, since we had only budgeted to pay both rent and our mortgage until mid March.'

Two sisters, Mihaela and Luminitsa Vaduva, are staying in the house with their seven children.

Speaking broken English, Luminitsa said: 'I don't understand the problem. We have paid for this home. If they move us out, then my children will not have a home.

'We are from Romania, we have no money for another home.'

She showed a tenancy agreement but could not provide a contact number for the landlord or say when they had moved in.

Dailymail

Upeaa menoa saarivaltakunnassa taas kerran.

[Iloveallpeople]

Olipa taas juttu. Ihmisen tyhmyys on rajatonta, kun kyseessä on virkamiehet.

[Lemmy]

Ei sitä nyt hullu tartte olla, mutta tyhmä? Nyt uskon että Darwin oli Englannista.
Mutta taisi loppua tutkimuskohteet kesken.

Sitten asiaan. Sangatten leirin tuhoaminen Ranskassa oli silmänlumetta.


Brittiläiset fatta-larppaajat kuumana.

Paikallinen Kari edellisestä.

[domokun]

Seuraavaksi vuorossa jatko-osa eiliselle mustalaissadulle.

The Romanians at No 76: We'll go if you pay us £2,000, say squatters

By Paul Harris
Last updated at 9:48 AM on 14th January 2010

The privet hedge has seen better days and the paint is flaking a bit from a window at the back, but it's warm as toast inside number 76 St Margaret's Road.

In the lounge the kids are playing and everyone is watching a Home Alone DVD, dubbed into the family's native Romanian.

What a perfect domestic scene, except for one small detail - it's not their house.

The seven or eight members of two Roma gipsy families moved in over Christmas during a lull in works to transform the £285,000 Victorian mid-terrace into a 'dream home' for Julian and Samantha Mosedale and their three sons.

When the Mosedales, who were living elsewhere during the building works, asked the uninvited new occupants to leave they refused.

And even when Mr Mosedale turned up with a possession order to reclaim his property yesterday, the families demanded compensation for the £2,000 they claim to have paid to an unnamed man they claim posed as the landlord.

But they were finally compelled to leave by the court order that took Mr Mosedale two weeks to secure.

Young mother Luminita Miclescu stood in the snow outside (his) doorstep and declared: 'We came to England for help. This is how England helps us!'

Earlier, Luminita, breast-feeding her five-month-old son, had invited me into the soon-to-be-vacated home to hear her tale of woe.

Perhaps it would be unfair to describe it as incredible, but it might have needed more pinches of salt than they were spreading outside on the cold suburban street in Tottenham, North London.

Joined by her cousin Mihaela Vaduva and four lively toddlers, the women told how their husbands had seen a handwritten note on the gate of No 76 advertising it for sale.

Having just sold their home in Rosiori, near Bucharest, for just 3,000 euros, they said, they couldn't afford to buy the house.

But they rang the number on the sign and arranged to meet 'a black man who said he was the landlord' in the local McDonald's.

There, they said, the man took £300 deposit, £300 for a week's advance rent, and £1,400 for a security they didn't quite understand.

Then he deleted his number from their mobile phones and said any future business should be conducted in the same McDonald's.

He gave them a 'tenancy agreement' that bore his name, Joseph Winset, an East London address and the rental terms. No clues for guessing what happened next.

'We never saw him again', said Luminita. 'We tried to find him but we couldn't trace him.'

Speaking through an interpreter - and occasionally to each other in their own Roma language - the women said they were 'really upset' and added: 'We were tricked.'

They had no money, they said, but had applied 'for all the benefits we are entitled to'.

Luminita added: 'We were really shocked when the other man [Mr Mosedale] turned up. I think he was quite shocked too. We tried to explain but he couldn't understand us and we couldn't understand him. The other problem was we could not be sure it was his house.'

So would they leave? 'Where can we go?' said Mihaela. 'How can we be put on the street with all these children? If this is really his house he should pay. If he wants his house back, he should pay us that money back.'

Warming herself by a four-bar electric heater (with Mr Mosedale paying the bills) Luminita said: 'We realise now that the black man was not the real owner but I don't think it is fair to make us homeless.'

Homeless, that is, apart from the house down the road. Before the police arrived yesterday, the two husbands disappeared into another house about 100 yards away with an estate agent's board outside.

Throughout the day, the women carried their five children (plus some kitchen equipment and one of their two TVs) down the street.

But what of the elusive Mr Winset and his tenancy agreement?

A Romanian official working in the Court Service told me: 'You can guarantee he doesn't exist. These so-called agreements are becoming quite common - squatters can flash them at anyone who asks and claim they have a legal contract.'

Last night the family turned down a council offer to have their 'housing needs' assessed - and the women left carrying blankets and possessions. Luminita made a one-finger gesture to photographers and told our interpreter they were 'going to stay with relatives'.

The Mosedales, both 45, said they were 'greatly relieved' and bore the families no ill feeling. But Mrs Mosedale added: 'We have been quite shocked by it all, and by how squatting laws make it so difficult for house owners to do anything about it. I just hope someone takes notice of what has happened and the law changes in future.'

[Simo Hankaniemi]

Olipa munaton englantilainen. Miksi hän ei vain ottanut asuntoaan haltuunsa ja heittänyt tunkeilijoita ulos? Valkonaamojen veltostumiselle ei näytä olevan mitään rajaa. Kehityksen seuraavassa vaiheessa joku englantilainen tulee kotiinsa, missä rytmikäs mies raiskaa hänen vaimoaan ja väittää, että kyseessä on hänen naisensa. Englantilainen jää avuttomana ihmettelemään ja poliisi tulee syyttelemään enkkua "rasismista".

[Veli Karimies]

Then he deleted his number from their mobile phones and said any future business should be conducted in the same McDonald's.

Just.

[kohmelo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1243224/Top-policeman-complains-shopping-dangerous.html
Top policeman complains he cannot do his own shopping because 'it's too dangerous'

A newly-promoted police chief has complained that he can no longer do his weekly supermarket shop because it's 'too dangerous'.

Peter Vaughan, who became head of South Wales police on New Year's Day, said 'security considerations' meant he needed someone else to pick up his groceries.

The 46-year-old, whose new job pays £144,500 a year, spoke of his concerns despite crime in the area plummeting by more than 12 per cent in the past year.

He told Police Review magazine: 'There are additional pressures now I am a chief constable.
...

[Timo Rainela]

Tämän lähetti ystäväni Englannista:
Jihad! The Musical
http://www.facebook.com/JihadTheMusical

Ja tässä rouvan oma mielipide, keskustelu jatkuu!
English Lady  A new musical called Jihad has just started in the West End. It refers to bombing. No this is not a joke. Couldn't happen anywhere else but England. Where are the lefties now? This is sick. And it's discrimination because we couldn't do an English Democrats or Stop Choudary musical. We'd be locked up for hate crime. A...re the lefties going to protest about this?

Timo

[Juki]

Jo oli rouvalla miehekäs allekirjoitus

[Zngr]

Huonoja uutisia! Koko Englanti on polvillaan mestarikonnan edessä...

As England reels under the onslaught of a master criminal, householders lock their doors early, citizens fearfully walk the streets and children are sent to bed early. It's no exaggeration to say that terror stalks the land. Nowhere is safe from this criminal mastermind, whose reach extends to every corner of the realm, even, and I'm looking fearfully over my shoulder as I write this, into the office of the Prime Minister himself!

The extent of the crisis can be gauged by the fact that large numbers of police have been withdrawn from their diversity training and gypsy appreciation courses. What has this evil mastermind been up to?

Kuulostaa pahalta. Mitä tämä ihmiskunnan vihollinen on sitten puuhannut? Mihin kammottaviin rikoksiin hän on syyllistynyt?

He's been sending out letter, that's what. But not just any letters. Let me quote from that impeccably unbiased source, Guardian.

Kirjeitä? Kirjepommeja? Anthrax-kirjeitä?

"According to Hampshire police, which is heading the investigation, the letters are all pro-English in content and racially inflammatory, with many appearing to have been sent in response to Daily Mail articles. All the letters are offensive and racist against a wide variety of nationalities and cultures."

Pahempaa! POLIITTISESTI EPÄKORREKTEJA KIRJEITÄ!

"One of the letters was sent to Gordon Brown's constituency office in Fife in April."

Edes pääministeri ei ole turvassa tältä kammottavalta konnalta, joka armotta leikkaa Daily Mailista uutisia ja liittää niitä lähettämiinsä kirjeisiin.

Onneksi saarivaltion viranomaiset ovat tarttuneet asiaan tarvittavalla päättävyydellä:

Various forces had already started their own investigations into the letters but Hampshire police has now taken control of the inquiry, codenamed Operation Heron. Officers in Hampshire have been liaising with colleagues in Fife, Strathclyde, Lothian & Borders, Derbyshire, Merseyside, Lincolnshire and Bedfordshire, and the investigation is being assisted by the National Domestic Extremism Team. An appeal for help from the public will be shown on tonight's Crimewatch programme on BBC1.

Rikollisen kiinnisaamiseksi on mobilisoitu merkittävät voimat, joista Suomessa saataisiin vain uneksia. Useamman kunnan poliisilaitokset, kotiradikalismin erikoisyksikkö ja paikallinen YLE on kaikki valjastettu hullun superkonnan kiinnisaamiseksi. Toivottavasti tällainen rikollisuus ei leviä Suomeen, ja jos joku terroristi päättääkin ottaa mallia tästä Brittejä riivaavasta suurrikollisesta, voimme vain toivoa, että työryhmän vasta ehdottamat lakimuutokset jotka kriminalisoivat väärin ajattelemisen ovat jo voimassa.

Lähde: Guardian, Irish Savant